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I wish…

“I wish we had all our shit back.” No kidding. Somebody did that in my old first edition D&D game. And even worse, they did it in the Tomb of Horrors. There were three Elves in the party. Yuck.

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I feel pretty good. I just lied to something that thought it was a god.

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When you hire evil people.

A somewhat edited version of what happened during our last D&D session. NPC: You idiots! I told you not to kill him. Player Characters: Actually, you said that you preferred that we didn’t kill...

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We’re not really PC

I rolled so well I could hit Jesus.

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Maybe that wasn’t a good idea..

I’ve been running a Mage campaign for about six months now. There have been a few memorable moments, but this week was one of the special moments. The PC’s are tracking down three possessed crazed...

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You Know You’re A Geek When. .

“So who are you rooting for this Sunday in the big game?” “The Horde!”

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What Happens In . . .

From our recent D&D game: “What happens in the Abyss stays in the Abyss.”

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Gaze Attacks!

This happened quite a while ago but I’m finally getting around to posting it. DM: Damn it I forgot the monster’s gaze attack. Player One (returning from the bathroom): What Gaze Attack? Player Two: The...

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Public Service Notice

It was me this time. I came up with a new disorder. And I have it. It’s simple. You sit someone at a table with even a small number of plastic building blocks. They will play with them. It doesn’t...

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Two Words:

Sphincter Worm

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